User:Cowbunga

PLZ DONT DELETE THIS. I SPENT LONG OF TIME WRITING THIS. I am a cow, and now you might be wondering, why would a cow be on AoPS? Well, if you want to know why, it will be a very long and grand tale. Lets begin. (By reading the story, you have dedicated yourself to the legend of MR.Man. He was born in 2022, a cartoon character that is fully a human being. He is the caretaker of this cow.) So my story went like this, a cow's life is very simple.Eat grass, eat grass, sleep. But, some cows are born with a higher IQ of probably 1 or 2. But that difference is enough to change a cow's life forever. One day, as Mr.Man was walking along us cows, I wondered, how is a fine little gentleman MR.Man so intelligent. I then realized, its because he is human, and if I want to be smart, I would need to do what a human does. So I began to inspect Mr.Mans schedule and habits. But as a cow that has little power, I was only to see that he walks on 2 legs, and drinks water carefully and eats carefully, so Thats what I did. Walking on 2 legs was too hard, so I walked on 4 legs. But I started respectfully eating and drinking. And by doing so, I felt human. And by feeling human, I felt smarter. So I started peering through the windows of his house. I saw a big thing with the words AOPS. It felt like that thing, that splended whiteish glowing sheescabob would make me human. So I did what came naturally. I barged in through the window, and sat down in front of the glowing screen. And began to learn the art of AOPS. I fully dedicated myself to doing so, only eating when necessary. Over a long period of time, I learned that rectangle thing with buttons in front of me is a keyboard, and you can use it to do things. Than, that mouse looking thing, it is called a mouse, you use it to do more magic. And that's when my IQ started to rise and rise, until it was that of a human. Everything made sense, how to type, how to learn, and how to do math. And that's when I fully joined AoPS. But it was really difficult. I had to do everything with hooves, but eventually I got the hang of it. So, I realized I must share this with other fellow cows. I invited Bobacow to come and join Aops. And now she did. This is the grand and splended tale of how a cow came to Aops.