User:Cowbunga

I am a cow. Now you must wonder why a humble little cow would type and be on AoPS. I am here because cows are not really smart. I wanted to prove everyone wrong! So, I began to research. My typical day doing research went like this. Eat grass, get milked, eat more grass, stare off into the horizon, eat grass, mingle with my fellow cows, repeat. One day while getting milked, I heard my owner say Math makes you smarter. So I begun to research math. I looked in through a window and say my owners smaller version of himself using a big rectangle thing with shapes on it. One such shape said AoPS. So I ran through the window. and said "moooooooo". looked at the little owner and smiled. I knocked him aside and started to mess with his account. It was very hard to do as I used hooves. The first time I almost broke the keythingy. I learned to apply minimal force and use the edge of my hooves. After I was in, I started learning. My typical schedule went like this. Eat grass, ram through wall, grind AoPS, eat grass, repeat. It was fun. Over time, my brain got bigger. I also learned English! I was very smart. I would like to record how a cow can become really smart. So I made this page on AopS wiki. I hope I inspire more cows to be smart!